I tried your advice. My God, you were absolutely right! I got up all sneaky like behind the AI and then quickly pulled its panties down. All frilly black lace with a whiff of perfume and....uh, something else. Then I gave it a gentle shove, not much, but enough to send it toppling down. The AI was then helpless! Then its ass was mine. My, how it squealed and fought, but by that time I as deep in its ass!
I had stacks of infantry lined up along the front. When one attack succeeded I would send in another fresh wave. Leapfrogging forward in a mighty blaze of anal glory. Full strength and 100% organisation. It was the mother of all assfuckings. Then I overran retreating formations with some armored cars and cavalry, lol! What an assfucking! Who needs tanks?
But I admit my cock hit something of a roadblock later, when the AI pulled fresh units out of its bleeding ass and sent them against me. I mean like I still mowed them down but you know there was a delay. All that tedious maneuvering and encircling and waiting for shit to catch up. So many of them, but they had no coherent front line, so surrounded and ANALihilated in piece actions. Lol. If the silly AI had just put them all on the front line to start with I would probably never have broken through. But yeah, eventually I assfucked them into capitulation, thus proving I am a military genius ( and assfucker ) without compare.